- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

A walrus walks into a bar

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

This is not an anti joke.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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