Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

knock knock ... no one was in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

This sentence is false.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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