- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Come in!!!

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

your father died

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

A: B: No pun intended.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

I killed someone today. :D

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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