what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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colby doesnt shave

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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This sentence is false.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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