How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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