A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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People Order Our Patties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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she wasn't 18

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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