What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

A black man in a country bar.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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