- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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