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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

i can't stand cripple jokes

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