Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Penal Dysfunction

There is no joke here, stop reading.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

knock knock. come in.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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