A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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