- Anti Joke

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.