Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Well educated black man.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Black History Month

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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