Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Womens rights

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Unnnnnnnn

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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knock, knock come in

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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