2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Deadly cancer.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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