Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

thumb_up thumb_down -18

zebras

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Well educated black man.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

BOOBALANBOO

thumb_up thumb_down -22

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops