the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Twenty-Four

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Hello

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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