What is brown and sticky? A stick

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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knock, knock come in

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Well educated black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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