What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

My tractor broke down.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

women's rights

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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