What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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