i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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