"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Your Mom.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Come In!

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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