What is more worse than death? Death

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Anti-joke.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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