Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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