- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

skurfboards we love fat kids

Women.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

whats 2+2? 4

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