If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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