- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Your Mom.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

The Holocaust.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Come In!

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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