Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Welcome to die!

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What's worse than eating cows. Death

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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