Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Im cute hehehee

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Women's rights.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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A man made a sandwich.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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