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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

skurfboards we love fat kids

Women.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Sophie Cameron is Gay

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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