- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

i cant think of one.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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