- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

bitches be crafty.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Your time.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Welcome to die!

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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