fack me in the ace! CC

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Trashcan!

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*you're

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Women's sports.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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