- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

buttcrack thumbs up

whats 2+2? 4

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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