A man made a sandwich.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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fack me in the ace! CC

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Women's sports.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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