- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

i like turtals and kids

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

It burns when I pee sometimes.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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