Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Tim and Eric

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Ju... Just why?

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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s e m e n

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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