text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Ju... Just why?

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Tim and Eric

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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s e m e n

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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