Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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