- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Tell you something funny.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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