A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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womens rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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