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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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