- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Samantha

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What causes floods? Too much water.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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