- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Well educated black man.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Black History Month

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Guess what.. chicken butt

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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