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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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