My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Deadly cancer.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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