Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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BOOBALANBOO

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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