Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

i like turtals and kids

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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