The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Life is an elephant, get married.

hey guys what's up?

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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