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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What's worse than eating cows. Death

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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