- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Stephen Walking.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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