- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Win and Beau have no friends

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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