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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Loner.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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thermodynamics?

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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