Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Penisland

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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