- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Today is May 18 2016.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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