- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

A new restaurant KKKcake

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Woman's rights.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

The 13th Amendment...

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

hey bill!

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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