what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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modern love

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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GONNA

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Anti Joke

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