- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

This sentence is false.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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