- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.