- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Melbourne Football Club.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

How are you? Yes

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

split your ass cheek

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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