What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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