how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Yes.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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