- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Robin, get in the batmobile.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

A new restaurant KKKcake

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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