Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Yes.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Penisland

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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