What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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