What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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justin bieber

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What's up brah brah

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