A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

A new restaurant KKKcake

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Woman's rights.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

The 13th Amendment...

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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