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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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