- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

roses are black violets are black im blind

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thermodynamics?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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