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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

I share two rooms with my mother.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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