- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

my shift key is broken1

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

the WNBA

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

hi

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What time is it? Refrigerator

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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