- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Yes.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

knock knock who's there aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Chrissy is funny.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??