- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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