Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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