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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Your mums a penis joke.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Women's rights

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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