A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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your mother hates you

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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I pooped my pants

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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