Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Your mums a penis joke.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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