- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Jews

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

A Jew! Bless you.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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