What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Women's rights

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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hi will

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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