- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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