- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Thumbs this up

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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