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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Once upon a cross

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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