- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

A Jew! Bless you.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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