- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

why is john so fat years of over eating

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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