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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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