- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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