sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why? Whats wrong?

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

I pooped my pants

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

im black

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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