- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Womens rights

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Womans profesional lacrosse

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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