I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Iggy Azalea

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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