What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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your mom died.

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