- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

An atheist walks into a church

A blind man walks into a pole.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

whats long and green? weed

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

how now brown cow. WTF.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Cancer.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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