Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

GONNA

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Anti Joke

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