- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Well educated black man.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

knock, knock come in

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