- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Tim and Eric

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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