whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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canaan and mallory

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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