What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Iggy Azalea

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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