what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

shammmm is a lesbian.

AIDS

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Nicolas Cage

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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