- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

i like tits

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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