How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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redtube

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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