four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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