My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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this girl died

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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