You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Xzibit

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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