whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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