What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

thumb_up thumb_down -1

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

thumb_up thumb_down -1

crap!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops