A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Your Mom.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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K.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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