How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Mrs. Welsh

ass in my face ? no

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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