- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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