Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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