A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Membean

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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David Silberberg is gay

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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