Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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The BCS

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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