What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Woman's Rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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