- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

I pooped my pants

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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