Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

thumb_up thumb_down +5

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Homosexuals are gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

thumb_up thumb_down +5

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops