- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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