- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

Obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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