What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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