Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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your mom died.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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