- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Trolololollolololololololololololololol

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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