How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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soccor

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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