What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Jersey Shore

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Women's rights.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

NASCAR

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Your mom.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Donald Trump

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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