how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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im a dragon, no im not

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Billy Cundiff.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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