- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

I had my period 3 days ago.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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