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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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