Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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