Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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This is not an anti joke.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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