Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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WHAT????

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Hello Braydon

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Anti Joke

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