- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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