Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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girls basketball

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Dylan is a person

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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You are Nerochan right?

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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