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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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