I was born.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Netflix and chill

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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