- Anti Joke

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.