Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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i like pie.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Your mom is fat

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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