- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

She said no

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Your time.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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