- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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