- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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