Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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matty russel are you on here

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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baskets

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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