Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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poop

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Hey Shea

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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I killed someone today. :D

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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