knock knock who's there?

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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I Have a Black Friend

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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eloise dey.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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