A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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