elen degeneres is straight....

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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