Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Anti Joke

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