- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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