Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Knock knock. Come in.

A ginger was with his friends

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

President Donald Trump

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

one day i went to bed

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

melon

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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