one day i went to bed

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

President Donald Trump

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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