Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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