Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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