A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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