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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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