So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Hello, nice to meet you.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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