Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

thumb_up thumb_down +15

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

you know whats funny the letter Q

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Sophie Cameron is Gay

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops