- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

elen degeneres is straight....

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

So. The gays. ...

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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