haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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the WNBA

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Hi

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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