- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What number comes after 29? 30.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Whats better than 24? 25.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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