Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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what?

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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s e m e n

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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