Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Worst joke ever

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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This is a joke setup.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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I said I hate niiggers

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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