Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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giddy goat

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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